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my friend:
i met a guy
me:
i just started a new tv show
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You want cookies
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You want to fuck
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You want to fuck while eating cookies.
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Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
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Kill them.
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Kill them too.
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Kill them and eat their cookies.
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Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
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HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)
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