girl: spank me daddy
me: I am not ready to be a father
Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.
when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music
have you ever realised that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long
literally all white people on tumblr
omg I loved this part
You gotta love dialogues in porn.
this is the funniest thing ever